Occam's Razor

• Interns work crazy long hours
• In spite of working 100+ hours a week, they are all horny toads
• Doctors may be doctors but they have no qualms about enjoying unprotected sex and getting VD from each other
• If you get horny at work, grab a doctor or nurse and go into one of the semi-private rooms with bunk beds and get your rocks off. It’s apparently a perk of the job.
• It’s okay to have an affair with a married man providing you didn’t know he was married. Also, he’s blameless for not telling you he’s married if he caught his wife cheating and moved to the Left Coast (Seattle) to get away from it all.
• After working 20 hours a day, doctors get plastered at a bar across the street then rise at 5 AM and start it all over again
• You want to work at Seattle Grace Hospital because they regularly get the most unusual cases, including a two parter I watched yesterday where ammo from a bazooka ended up in a person’s body cavity causing much of the surgical ward to explode
• Boy, for the most part doctors sure are skinny and attractive and yet oddly you probably have better morals than they do
• For the most part, doctors and nurses will date/sleep/screw only each other
• Seattle Grace Hospital is basically General Hospital but it’s for prime time and done more artfully with pretensious dialog by its star at the beginning and end of each show, with rock tunes that meet the theme of each show
• The only character I identify with is George, the intern with the wild hair and apparently the only one at Seattle Grace with a lick of common sense
• The only important doctors are the surgeons and apparently they are the only ones you need to run a hospital
• Unlike, say, “Scrubs”, at Seattle Grace for the most part the minutia of worrying about things like “am I insured” never come up, so you want to go there if you don’t have health insurance, plus you get the top docs

If this sounds like your cup o’ tea, if you missed the series you can catch it on Netflix.