Occam's Razor

Attention graduates! Here is why you really went to college and what you should have gotten out of it. Did you absorb the lesson?

The point of education is not just to give you a leg up so you can survive and have a higher standard of living, but so you can see beyond the surface and to think independently and originally and discern cause and effect independently in a complex and increasingly confusing world.

Welcome to adulthood.